How to approach a Goddess

“I will forever be reminded of the disappointment of men when I am approached without tribute.”

Thanks to Nik, I am now mentioned on the UK Mistress Guide. In recent years, I’ve only played with people I have met in the wild/in person, usually through others, as it’s been the best way (for me) to test compatibility and safety. Being listed on a directory means people who wouldn’t have been able to approach me previously can now have the opportunity.

This too, means I’m back to my sighs of disappointment. I understand that one may fall speechless in the presence of a Goddess, but dear mortal, you must speak up when instructed to. Writing your introduction/application is an important first impression. Don’t be rude, and don’t be lazy.

Read her terms
Your first piece of homework is to read all the info provided on her website/listing. Do your research and see if you will align/can meet her standards. Check her rates (if listed), experiences, etc. Take note that just because kinks are listed, it doesn’t mean she owes you fulfilment of them. If you are a successful application, it is ultimately up to her to decide how she will proceed.

Look through her social media, blogs, etc
This will give you a better idea of not just her, but what you should expect. Take note of what brings her joy so you can impress her.

Provide an offering
Gods require a sacrifice and fortunately for you, it’s just a thoughtful one. Even if she doesn’t request it, a Goddess always deserves tribute. It shows you have an understanding of her lifestyle, her expectations, as well as a mark of respect. A Goddess will usually have a Wishlist or link to send a tip/tribute. Gift vouchers can also be sent to her email (again, do your research). Tribute is never a guarantee that you will fit, but Goddesses like myself will always ignore applications from people who dare approach empty-handed. With me, it shows you haven’t done your homework, nor do you respect me.

Introduce yourself (properly)
Don’t just mention what you want. Your desires are secondary in the space of a Goddess. Sure, there are sex workers who will ask, “What do ya want?”, count the cash, deliver the act, then set you on your merry way, but in the space of a Goddess, it is you who must impress her if you wish to gain her attention. To some extent, an application should be treated like a job interview. You are hoping to serve her, no? Tell her about yourself and answer what she has requested. Share what can you offer your Goddess. Are you looking for long-term servitude or a fleeting afternoon of submissive delight?

Be honest
Can you meet her expectations? Can you express your desires? Are you able to communicate your boundaries clearly? Can you afford her time? Be realistic. Your mind, body and wallet should be ready.

Be polite
There’s an actual person on the other side of that email you’re about to send. Be respectful. Address your Goddess by their correct honorific, and spell their name correctly. If you send tribute to the wrong name, it won’t count. You’ll have to correct yourself by resending your tribute and your apologies to make it right. Some Goddesses have an incredibly high apology fee for bad behaviour, but I won’t entertain you if you display a lack of self-awareness and basic common sense. Don’t forget yourself. Don’t harass them, but do make an effort.

Every Goddess has different terms for you to meet. They are in no way curious to acknowledge a half-arsed application. We may be living in an instant gratification world, but that doesn’t mean you will be gratified in our presence. Be respectful. Be willing. Be good.

– GOOD GRIEF / DXXXRK


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